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I am the school nurse, here for your health
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| *Door to the nurses' office is wide open for anyone who feels the need for Dr. Orochimaru's special treatment*
*Some snake eggs hatched over the summer. Come say hi to the cute baby snakes!* | comments: 41 comments or Leave a comment  |
| **Naruto is going to find a very nice box of chocolates waiting for him the next time he pulls back the covers on his bed, along with a note in some very pretty penmanship**
Keep up the good work, Naruto-kun. I am enjoying the results of this one.
**It is unsigned. Have a guess? XD**
/Does this mean I'm off hiatus? HOPEFULLY. We'll see if I can keep up now. Life has calmed down a bit. | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| *is settled comfortably in his office, having fed those snakes who are hungry, and waits to see if anyone dares set a toe over the threshold. *
*doesn't bite, honest* | comments: 25 comments or Leave a comment  |
| I expect to see Sai and Uzumaki Naruto in my office at the start of class today.
Boys, if you don't show up promptly, I'll send my snakes to come fetch you. It would really be better for you if you come on your own. | comments: 32 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Hey all. Hate to do this to you in the middle of the Oro-plot, but I'm going to have to call a hiatus.
For some reason, my whole will to RP has just evaporated :( I've had this happen before and I know it's temporary, so never fear, Oropedo and I WILL be back. But a week or so, I just need to take a break, maybe rewatch some choice bits of Naruto to get back in the swing of things.
Feel free to NPC Oro doing weird creepy shit.
Sorry. | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment  |
| A school really cannot serve its function if the teachers are subpar. I will have my eye on certain members of this faculty.
Uchiha Obito, Umino Iruka, both of you please see me in my office. The rest of you, make sure some actual education happens, please.
Gai, I have some suggestions for a new curriculum. Perhaps we could discuss them. I'm willing to offer generous budgeting for new gym equipment if we can come to an agreement. | comments: 12 comments or Leave a comment  |
| I did not take anyone's alcohol.
Come now, you all know me well enough? If I had that kind of access to your personal stashes, I would be contaminating enhancing them with all sorts of interesting extras. And leaving them in place so that my tampering could take effect most interestingly.
I suggest you all keep looking for the culprit, particularly among those who either are known to indulge themselves, or who have been attempting to profit off the entire matter.
As well, if any of you have bothered to read this far, I've recaptured the original escaped snake, who is safely back home with no ill effects, but there is another snake who is now out and about. This one is absolutely not venomous in any way, although even non-venomous snakes can bite and cause injury. | comments: 22 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Attention all students and faculty,
Due to the incidences of snake bite in Ninja High, every regular occupant of the building is required to report for a preventative shot and health screening. The preventative shot will be for those who have not yet been bitten; the health screening for those who have, to ensure that antivenin was administered appropriately and that the bite is healing cleanly.
Female students, faculty, and staff should report to Mitarashi Anko in her classroom Male students, faculty, and staff should report to Orochimaru in the nurse's office | comments: 38 comments or Leave a comment  |
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